Good ol' Jedi Bugs.

Out of nowhere you turn into Bugs bunny yourself,�but with a twist. you are now not only dressed�in the robes of�a jedi knight, but have the authetic lightsaber to�prove it. Unfortunately In a fit of surprise, you fumble with the ignited weapon and slaughter everyone around,�especially loki.

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Heartbroken for you recent blunder, you reluctantly toss the maimed corpses�out of your vehicle�and proceed to drive on into the sunset, towards exile. However, upon smelling the sweet aroma of a very familiar scent you halt and take a gander at the back seat of your car.

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There in all their glory, sit a bag of fresh Carrots. Overjoyed, you feel as though�the time spent�away from�your one true love has been an enternity and somehow, you know the carrots feel the same.

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Hastily you grab one of the luscious vegetables and proceed to take a bite, alas though it was not meant to�be, as the carrots are actually explosives designed to appear as carrots. Having only realized this by their unusual 'ticking' you sense you only have seconds left to spare.

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what do you do?�

Written by Jedi Bugs

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